why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”
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Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out
Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend
Bro: touche…
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure… $10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: what’s that?
Bro: basically she’ll date anyone
Friend: think she’ll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: so…how was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammit…
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
This is so sweet actually
YOU LIMP LETTUCE
i love this
A Conversation I Had With a Friend At Lunch Today
Her: “Oh Christ. PLEASE tell me that Ponyboy and Sodapop isn’t a thing.”
Me: “…”
Her: “…”
Me: “…”
Her: “…”
Me: It’s called Ponypop.
Her: *actual, literal screaming*
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO! DO NOT SHIP CHARACTERS FROM THAT BOOK TOGETHER, DAMNIT!
- me: *opens up to therapist*
- therapist: thank you for telling me that. that was so courageous. i cant imagine how difficult it was to write it. so brave. im so proud. youre an inspira-
- me: cut the crap deborah. can you help me or not?
I shouldn’t need validation from others, but I do. I want somebody to show me how important I am. I just want to feel like somebody needs me as much as I need them.
validate me (via ashleymacleanblog)
Irritation in the form of learning.
I am irritated. Very irritated. You see, I want to progress in the world, and in order to do this, I need to learn more. My main problem at the moment is that what I do not know eludes me. In other words: I do not know what I do not know, and this prevents me from attempting to learn about such. There is so much to learn, and I keep hitting roadblocks after learning about something new. Well, it’s either that or that the things I want to learn about are like a bush being beaten around. Yeah, we get WHAT the bush is, and we know WHERE it is, but WHY is it? How does it work? I’ve read many research articles on varying topics, and the largest similarity is that they do not cover the work that went into them. They only cover the results. Where’s the rest? I have A and C, but where’s B? This Tumblr blog is getting converted. Maybe then I can have answers.
Let bi boys date girls
Who isn’t letting them……
Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight
Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy
Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them
Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community
Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay
So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!
Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people
Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏
I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.
Reblog this post to cleanse your follower count of biphobes 💖💜💙
you know what my favorite piece of Biphobia is?
“in the end they always choose one side”
Like Oh really? Bi people find the love of their life and stay with them till they die? Really? Bi people arent the sluts that you thought they are who just jump from dick to pussy and back till they die? Really?
me: money isn’t real and scarcity is almost always fabricated. we literally throw away necessities. we produce to excess and a majority of our labor could be automated.
them: okay but sweaty who’s going to pay for that?
me: no one. money isn’t real. scarcity is fabricated. we produce and throw away excess necessities.
them: but we can’t afford to just give away necessities life doesn’t work that way.
me: the goods literally already exist. you literally just put them in the hands of people who need them instead of the fucking dumpster.
them: but what about the money?
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